You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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