she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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