Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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