I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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