I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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