hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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