i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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