Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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