he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She bit a glass in half.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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