we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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