I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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