He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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