What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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