either way he was missing a nipple.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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