butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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