Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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