You're my little dorito
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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