Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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