nut hugger
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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