that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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