Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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