The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I believe in your delicious
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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