I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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