Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
