god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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