She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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