Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Randomize
