You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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