But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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