My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize