oh god the rape fog is back!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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