Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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