I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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