No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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