why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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