Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
