"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
please don't ironically join a cult
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