if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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