Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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