If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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My feet surprised me
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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