"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the room spins SO much faster in panama
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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