margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just saw a hot homeless man
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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