So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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