I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Terrible idea I love it
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
