Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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