That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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