It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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