you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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