there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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