i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So I just went to clothing optional bar
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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