too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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