My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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