U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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